Dat what people call ya, or d'ya got a nickname? *looks down his nose* Wilton.

Whaddaya look like? *with apparently genuine curiosity* Are you blind or just stupid?

How old are ya? Twenty-three. *gives the impression that this is something to be quite impressed with*

What kind o' work d'ya do? Actor, stagehand, what? I'm an actor, of course. *as if he'd be anything else* *breaks into a sudden grin* A good one too. I'm 21, 6 feet tall. Brown hair, grey eyes - me name's really Wilton, unfortunately. *grins and winks* An' I love dis place.

How'd ya end up heah, anyway? *tsks* Ya don't need ta hear dat story.

How 'bout tellin' us a little 'bout yerself? Ya know, what kinda personality ya got? Depends on who I'm talking to. *grins* I'm whatever'll help me get along. *rolls his eyes at a comment* No, I ain't phony, just an actor.

Any special talents? Dat ain't enough of a demonstration? *laughs* I sing. Occasionally.